toyota:

white person: I am sorry I killed your natives & enslaved your ancestors, I was hacked


(Source: villiago)


handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location


zazzle-poetry:

buy here

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds)


whiteboyfriend:

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR SPARE BEDROOMS

whiteboyfriend:

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR SPARE BEDROOMS


(Source: heliolisk)



Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau)



katara:

not being drunk is so awful


y-a-n-d-e-r-e:

u know those artists who draw beautiful art of ur otp

and you’re just like

im so blessed to have u ship my otp



feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep


pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

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